when someone asks to see your phone
Don’t move, tumblr. This is a stick up. Give me all your notes and nobody gets hurt.
Not so fast sonny boy, drop the SKS and no one will be losing any notes here.
Everybody stay frosty. No one has to close their account today if we all just stay calm.
I’ll waste the lot of you
Hände hoch, bitches. Gib mir alle ihre notizen!
3 it is.. let’s get this party started.
Is that 3 nuggets up there? this is getting out of hand lol
I HAVE A GUN BONER.
What? What’s all this fuckery?
Oh shit, it’s a gunblr showdown!
Mama always said this day’d come!
EVERYBODY BE FUCKIN’ COOL!
WOAH Calm down! Guns don’t solve problems.
Weeeeeellllllllll… ok they solve SOME problems, like an attacking spaceship or being chased by a dinosaur, but USUALLY guns don’t solve problems.
There. I’ve disabled them. Now none of your guns work.
Go to your rooms and think about what you’ve done.
Don’t make me tell you again.
Woops! Sorry Doc, but look what I got.
A flintlock pistol, and know what flintlock pistols are mainly composed of?
Wood.THE MEN OF TUMBLR
pumpkin spice candles soon
pumpkin lattes soon
what the FUCK is that hideous yellow circle in the sky
He smiles for the camera. Cutie pie.
It’s like “MIDDLE FINGERS UP IF YOU DONT GIVE A FUCK!” ooh a camera. *cute smile*
can we just.
melt. lets melt
Has anybody ever actually gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or are people just trying to stop me from living my life
In which Draco and Harry dress a little too quickly after a meeting
I don’t even ship it and this is awesome