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twated:

I’d be such a good girlfriend you’re all missing out

terezidactyl:

fadeintocase:

pizzaight:

fahrenheit-469:

its 2013 can we please have headphones that last more than 2 months

its 2014 can we please have headphones that last more than 2 months

its 2015 can we please have a set of crab overlords that last more than two months

its 2016 can we please overthrow the crab empire people are suffering

notabadday:

googlearths:

if my husband doesnt tear up when im walking down the aisle im turning the fuck around 

my husband definitely will because he’s gonna have to put up with me for the rest of his life and that’s enough to make anybody cry


“You always have a choice. A choice to think about the bad or the good, a choice to walk towards brighter light or lie in the dark. The #suicide sign project has never been about telling people what to do. I started this project to encourage people to think differently, to think happier; to remind them that if given time, things do change.” (x)

You always have a choice. A choice to think about the bad or the good, a choice to walk towards brighter light or lie in the dark. The #suicide sign project has never been about telling people what to do. I started this project to encourage people to think differently, to think happier; to remind them that if given time, things do change.” (x)

dutchster:

odolnost:

if you locked your boyfriend and your dog in a trunk for a week and then opened it the boyfriend would probably be pissed but the dog would be happy to see you also known as reasons why dogs are better than boyfriends

legalize dog marriage

for-the-luv-of-music:

To all the people following me, I don’t know what you see in me but thank you.

herondales-shadowhunter:

True

poyzn:

Quick and simple lifehacks.

orchid-ink:

iraffiruse:

Satisfying things

being a human is so weird

themetaisawesome:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

penis-hilton:

same

I’m convinced that all these posts were made by Draco Malfoy

Ditto

driving-the-struggle-bus:

mszombi:

creepsvillecentral666:

Reasons why October is the best month:

  • Cold but dry weather 
  • Everything is pretty colours
  • Pumpkin pie
  • Pumpkin coffee
  • Everything being made to look spooky
  • Horror movies on TV all the time
  • Halloween
  • Jumper weather
  • Dressing up as scary things
  • Hot drinks
  • Lots of sweets

The smell of dying leaves

If u don’t like October get the FUCK outta my house

And it’s my birthday month

salemanders:

MAN DO U EVER START FOLLOWING SOMEONE AND THEN EVENTUALLY THEY POST A PICTURE OF THEMSELVES AND UR LIKE??????? U DIDNT TELL ME U WERE ATTRACTIVE,

disco-robots:

No wonder teenagers are so nervous and frustrated all the time; I can’t even sigh without my parents asking me why I have a “bad attitude.”

of-mice-and-semen:


when I turn 23 and if this isn’t my birthday cake, then people are going to have legit reasons to hate me at 23

of-mice-and-semen:

when I turn 23 and if this isn’t my birthday cake, then people are going to have legit reasons to hate me at 23