I specialize in bird law
best thing I’ve ever readNEVER FORGET
Its hard tho
if this isn’t the best thing you’ve seen all day then I don’t know what to tell you
Do not allow people to mispronounce your name.
affection is dumb and gross
drown me in it
and on the third day god created pop punk amen
why is this so hard
My roommate and I are really sick and we look like shit, but we were hungry so we ordered pizza.
But we didn’t want anyone to see us, so we asked them over the phone if we can leave the money on the door and they can just drop off the pizza.
The guy said sure.
So we decided to leave a nice little note
and we hung it above the door bell. I hope they like it!
pizza spelt its own name wrong
when you think you’ve screwed something up but it all turns out ok in the end
Trying to sleep in summer with the covers on
first rule of fight club
- no fightin!…shakira shakiraaa